You’re a writer when:
- Your ophthalmologist advised you to have glasses.
- You drink three cups of coffee per day.
- You’re an expert/scientist in brewing your own coffee.
- Nobody cares about what you’re writing.
- You have been both a night-owl and an early-bird.
- You have a ton of beautifully made notebooks, and all of them empty.
- You’re slightly cynical.
- You don’t care if its hardbound or paper back as long it has words.
- You got rejected by agents a thousand times.
- You have more than three colors of pens.
- You think a bookstore is heaven.
- You know maybe the smell of books might harm your lungs but you sniff them anyway.
- You procrastinate when you should be writing.
- You think you’re a genius but never really saying it out loud.
- Your social life is mostly done through the internet.
- There’s a food next to your computer.
- You have an ereader.
- You watched “Finding Forester” and any other movies that have writers in the story.
- You have a book of what to name a baby.
- Your fingers had been numbed.
- You archive your work in all possible form.
- Your friends think you’re weird.
- Depression is normal thing.
- You have index cards that when stacked together it’s half your height.
- You finish one to three books per week.
- You almost had a carpal tunnel.
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